I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
Randomize
