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Who wears a wallet chain?!
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
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