fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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