Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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