You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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