im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
