You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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