Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
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