Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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