Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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