So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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