She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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