Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
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