i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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