you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
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