Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
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