ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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