Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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