I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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