she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
He has the fingertips of a God
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