C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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