Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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