But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
