even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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