well most of my day revolves around power hour
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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