Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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