uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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