we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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