I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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