i think i have herpe
just one?
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Randomize
