K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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