Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
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