i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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