So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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