Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
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