i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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