I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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