just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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