She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
He did a backflip because drugs
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