There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I have aggressive nipples.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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