Don't make out with my wife yet
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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