she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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