Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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