Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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