I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
