He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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