I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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