After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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