It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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