Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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