i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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