whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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